Celebrity Lullaby With Ricky Gervais

NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH!

A Whiter Shade of Eskie is brought to you by the letter "N".

COMPANY IS COMING!!!!

WOW OH WOW OH WOW....we have company coming tonight!!! My Auntie Lisa is coming from Wisconsin!!! I've never met her but Mommy says that Aunties are always good people! Hahahaha.....I've noticed that everyone who comes to visit is called Auntie but I won't tell her that I've broken her code word..tee hee! Lisa will be staying with us the whole weekend so I'm looking forwrad to extra lovin'!!!
Happy weekend everyone!!!
Love, Tegan

Stuck In The Middle

So this morning Mommy was walking me and we saw other dogs and kids waiting for school busses. Mommy starts laughing and singing to herself....
"German shephards to the left me, school kids on the right...here I am...stuck in the middle with you." Hahahahaha....I'm a WEE bit territorial!

Dog Watching Family Guy

This English Bull Dog seems to really be enjoying Family Guy!

TORCHWOOD - Friends Style

My Mommy is a bag fan of Torchwood. It's a spin-off from my Daddy's favorite show.

Love you Captain Jack!!

He also owned a rescued dog named Tegan! Unfortunately, his Teggers passed away.

I Don't Know Much About Art

I don't know much about art.
But I know what I like!
WOOF!

CDO

Bud Light Eskies

Never ever mess with the Bud Lights of an Eskie owner.

What are the odds that Budweiser has now used almost every single pet my Mommy and Daddy ever owned?

First there was Spuds McKenzie! He (she actually) was an English Bull Terrier. My Daddy owned an English Bull Terrier long before those commercials were famous. My Daddy tells me that Hugo was tan and white, where Spuds was almost completely white.



Then there was the series of commercials featuring Frankie and Louie the lizards and the Budweiser frogs. Now, neither my Mommy or Daddy owned lizards and/or frogs, BUT... my Mommy did once own some ferrets.



Now it’s Eskies! What’s next? A feline with one backwards fang?! (Gromit, call your kitty attorney!)

Nugget Flavored Kisses!

On Tuesdays, my Daddy gets to work from home! Whoo-woof-woof!!!!

On some Tuesdays, he goes out and buys lunch at places that bipeds really shouldn't eat at.

But! He always gets me some nuggets! They're probably one of my favorite food groups!

As Eric Cartman sort of once said while pretending to be J.Lo,

"I'll fulfill all of your "weeshes" with my nugget flavored "keesses!"

WIPE OUT!!!!

Mr. Evil! The Cat Who Hates String Cheese!

Mr. Evil (great name for a kitty cat by the way) doesn't know what he's missing! Cheese is good! Cheese is great! Yum! Yum! Yum!

Get Fuzzy Strip of the Day

You can click on the image to make it bigger.

HOT POCKETS!

And here's a little funny bit featuring Hot Pockets...


And here's the ULTIMATE Hot Pockets comedy bit...

ESKIE-PA-LOOZA!!!

Today in Chicago, a bunch of bipeds are gathered down by the lakeshore to celebrate something called Lollapalooza.

Apparently, they like to listen to other bipeds romp on a stage and perform songs that we quadrapeds can't really hear. What's up with that!?! They're a strange bunch of creatures, aren't they?!?

Well, my fellow quadrapeds... tonight only at the Palace Hotel Ballroom in Lake Wazzapamani, it is with distinct pleasure of the management to present to you, the evening's star attraction! Here she is, back after her exclusive three year tour of Europe, Scandanavia and the subcontinent. Won't you put your paws together and welcome from Sugar Grove, Illinois... the wonderful, the amazing, the incrediby white, the wonderously growly, the splendifereous... LADY TEEG TEEG!!!!!

Bark, bark, ah, ah, ah
Growla, growla, la

Teggie, ooh, la, la
Want your fresh cheese now!

Bark, bark, ah, ah, ah
Growla, growla, la

Teggie, ooh, la, la
Want your fresh cheese now!

THANK-YOU! GOOD NIGHT!!!!

(Sue me. The song is like seven minutes long, and your friendly neighborhood Eskie, Lady Teeg Teeg wasn't going to customize the entire thing!

THERE WILL BE NO ENCORES SPRINGTON!

(Bonus kibbles to any one who gets that last one!)

What Goes Down Stairs, Alone or in Pairs???

IT'S DOG SLINKY! DOG SLINKY!

This Is Mommy and Me

This is my Mommy and me on just about any given night. Woof.

More Pets On Treadmills

On Monday, we saw two cats taking on a treadmill.

Now, it's time to see how to really do it! And, of course, it features a dog!

What is it with bipeds putting their pets on treadmills that they find so fascinating?

Update...

Hi Everyone,
I'm sorry I have not barked much lately but actually it's been kinda hectic around here. Grandpa's emphysema flared up and He and Grandma had to move in with us for a while.

Now, let me set things straight....it's MY house, MY couch, MY food.

Whatdaya mean I have to share? They never get off MY couch unless they're on MY bed!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Anyway, they're back in their house now and so hopefully I can catch up soon.

BTW.....BIG NEWS....we have two froggies in our garden! Wow...they're cool!! I tried to give one a kiss but Mommy stopped me as she screamed at the froggie!! He hopped away but I'll kiss him next time!!
Love, Tegan

Otters Say the Darndest Things

Pussy Cats Vs. Treadmill

The little guy sure doesn't like the treadmill!
He keeps giving it a good thwak!