SNOUT OUT- HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE

Hi Everyone!!!
Hope you all had a very Merry Christmas!!
I know I did! I ot lots of goodies and a new seal stuffie but best of all, I got my parents home all this week!! LOVE THAT!
You know I'm secretly hoping they never have to return to work!!
HAVE A SUPER DUPER PAWSOME 2012!!

Love, Tegan

Dog Dictionary

DOG DICTIONARY

DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white
bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered
couch in the living room.

GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out
once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your
hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you
do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to
shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread.

BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for
dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit,
you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and
run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves and
falls into the bushes, and you prance away.

DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their
person want them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms
include staring blankly at the person, then running in the
opposite direction, or lying down.

THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming to an
end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms,
so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling
uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and
following at their heels.

SOFAS: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating
it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and
wipe your whiskers clean.

BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when
they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.

LOVE: Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and
without restriction. The best way you can show your love
is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you
in return.

Been a Bad Blogger Lately

I've been a bad doggie blogger, so here's a little something for my Dad. Woof.

How My Fur Brother Sees Mom

This is also funny because it's true. Woof!

Photo of the Day - Poop Factory

It's funny because it's true! Woof!

This is for my Dad

My Dad really misses David Tennant.

Dancing Adipose?! A dancing Ood?! A dancing Slitheen?! Dancing Doctor and companions?! What's not to like?!

So this could only ever be for you Dad!!! :) Woof!

CARTOON OF THE DAY

My Daddy Saved $3,000

From the look of this video, it seems as though my Daddy saved himself $3,000 by NOT going on the KISS Kruise. Why in the world would people even request songs from the terrible record that was "The Elder"????

Although, my Daddy did tell me that he would happily push Gene $immon$ overboard for destroying the band.

Dog Afraid of Julia Roberts

Well, to be fair, she is pretty scary looking to us doggies. Woof!

Amazing Japanese Water Fountain

He's Batman!

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Doctor Mew

Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day

Aargh! Avast ye scurvy bipeds! Tis National Speak Like a Pirate Day today!
Maybe my Mommy can make me some treats in the shape of dubloons that I can have.

Baby Asian Leopard Cat

Wait for it... Awww!

We Need to Get This for Gromit

LOOK GROMIT!!! IT'S A KITTY TARDIS!!!

That's Not How You Treat Snacks!

I feel sorry for this guy! That just cruel and a waste of snacks! My snout isn't big enough to hold that many snacks... I prefer them in my tummy. Woof.

Pomeranian VS Computer Wolves

Cat VS Cat Balloon

Well what did they think was going to happen?

MOUNT RUFFMORE!

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WOOF MOUNT RUFFMORE!

Cat VS Dog - The Ultimate Showdown

My brother Gromit and I do this almost every morning when Mom's in the shower.

SNOUT OUT - Petey the Volleyball Dog

That's one strong snout Petey's got!!!

Limes Are Evil

An Alaskan Klee Kai puppy tastes a lime.

Ew. No thanks.

Up Up and Eskie Away!

I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille.

Hollywood has come to this corner of Teggie's little world. They're filming parts of the new Superman movie in our neighborhood right now! The photo you see is the "pretend" traffic jam they created that's just past my Mommy and Daddy's highway exit. I don't know, I guess this Superman character is going to super direct traffic or something.

There's an area near our home that they're using to store lots and lots of "pretend" wrecked cars. Again, I don't know, maybe he's a super mechanic or something and will fix them all.

Both Kevin Costner and Russell Crowe have been spotted RIGHT ACROSS THE ROAD on our area bike path. If I see either of them I will bark at them. Well, maybe not Kevin Costner, as my Daddy ADORES his movie "No Way Out."

I was going to offer to play the part of Krypto, Superman's super white dog, but I think I'm going to have to let my Eskie friend Casper play that part. He's already got the Superman shield on his collar and all that. BUT... as he's way out West and I'm about 800 yards away from filming, I can at least be his stand-in. I don't think Casper will mind. :)

Casper's probably got a better agent than I do anyway. Woof!

The Saddest Post Secret

This is one of the saddest Post Secrets I've ever seen.
I don't know which pooch it is, but I wonder if they ever found their fur baby.

INBRED CAT!

{RIM SHOT}

Mariachi Loving Whale

This whale clearly has vacationed in Mexico!

Windshield Wiper Bird

HUH? WHAT!?! Birds are weird. Am I right, Eskies?

Pitbull & Kitten - The Music Video

My Daddy CAN'T STAND this cover song.

There was nothing wrong with the original, and how do you top someone who used to be a Beatle?!?

Dog Jump Fail

CATMATCH.COM

Silly Cat. Doors Are For Dogs.

BWA-HAHAHAHA! WOOF!
WHAT A MAROON!

How To Deactivate A Cat

You know, those things are deadly! They've got that pointy end at the front, and they've got that smelly end at... well.. their end.

It's nice to know we Eskies have a way to deactivate them... if only we had thumbs to accomplish this task!!!

I Wanna Folk & Roll All Night! And Party Every Day!

Oh, that Satchel!
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Happy Pills

Dog + Helium = LOL

This gets a little weird at the end when the audio is slowed down... but the beginning is pretty funny.

Corgi Jailbreak

Dog Vs. Windshield Wipers

I make the same noises when there are people in my park.

Awww - Thirsty Baby Armadillo

This Is My Dad On Any Given Night

This is what my older brother Gromit does to my Daddy EVERY SINGLE NIGHT OF THE WEEK!

So You Think Your Dog Can Dance?

I almost do the same dance whenever Dad makes steak.

Perrier Cat

This cat really LOVES his Perrier mineral water!

Just Lounging Around

Looks comfy. I can't reach Gromit's tube, though.

YAPPY BARKDAY MOMMY!

IT'S MY MOMMY'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!

YAPPY BARKDAY MOMMY!!!

HOPE YOU ENJOYED STALKING RICHARD MARX AND WOLVERINE LAST NIGHT!!!

Mom's Out Stalking Again

Mom's going out to stalk Richard Marx and Wolverine tonight.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

DIY Doggie Door

Bon Jovi Baby!

Little human rocking out.

Awww - Playing with an Otter

GONE STALKING

Well, it's that time of the year... AGAIN!

My Mommy has ditched me so she can go stalk that Rick Springfield character... AGAIN!

Honestly, I don't know what she sees in him. Whenever her phone rings, I hear him singing and I howl, and howl, and howl, and howl.

Snout Out - The Many Breeds of Corgis

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Well, they sort of look like a shortened Eskie, don't they?
Pointy ears. Curly tail.
We'll give the Corgis a little SNOUT OUT!

When Dogs Talk - Funniest Video on this Blog so far!

For whatever reason, THIS VIDEO won't let me embed it into A Whiter Shade of Eskie, so you'll have to click on it in order to view/listen to it.

TRUST ME! YOU'LL LOVE IT!!

Star Wars Presents the Royal Wedding

The Quick Brown Fox

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Beware of... Duck????

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Beware of Dog.... um... er... no... beware of duck.

Everything's Better With Cheese!!!

Cheese?! I LOVE CHEESE!

Yappy Easter - 2011

SUE ME, I'M RECYCLING LAST YEAR'S PHOTO! BUT STILL AND ALL... YAPPY EASTER EVERYONE FROM TEGAN THE EASTER ESKIE!!!!

2 Dogs Playing With A Kitty

Two dogs playing with a little kitty... well... maybe not so little. But he/she certainly has a good attitude about the whole ordeal.

Sleeping Kitten

Awwwwwwww!

Cookie the Penguin

Awwwwwwwwww! Cookie likes to be petted! Who doesn't?!?

Kittens Vs. The Shadow Monster

Awwwwwwwwwww!

Kitty Playing With Dolphins

How cute is this!?!?!

The Walking Dog

How strange.

Tsunami Dog Reunited With Its Owner

For whatever reason, this is filmed in reverse. You see the reunion between the pooch and its owner, and then you see the rescue when the house was blown out to sea.

Regardless, it's a really sweet few minutes.

Domo arigato Japanese Coast Guard!!!!!

Cat Entertains Himself

When Shiro's family get tired of playing with the cat wand, old Shiro just goes ahead and twirls it himself. The feline fun continues.

HEY! I LIKE PIZZA, TOO!

My Mommy will only give me the crusts of pizza with all the sauce taken off... how come this guy gets to have an entire slice?!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Isn't This The Truth!?!?

If it's too small you can click on it to see it larger.
BUT ISN'T THIS THE TRUTH!?!?

Cool Cats

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These kitties be rollin'.
Woof!

I Don't Think This Product Works

Nope.
Doesn't work. Woof!

Theme Day - Dogs on Scooters and Bikes

All these dogs are having way too much fun. I want a scooter and a bike! Woof!

Who Made This Mess?

You'll need to have your sound turned on for this one. Woof!

SNOUT OUT:

Happy Birthday Casper D Eskie!!!!

Hope it's PAWSOME!!!

Where Are My Eskie Slippers?!?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why don't I have any Eskie slippers?!?

SNOUT OUT To Julian Crews!

A super-official-ultra-high-class Eskie Snout Out to local Chicago reporter Julian Crews from WGN Channel 9 news who actually used the term "SNOUT OUT" during a live remote report he did this morning!

Growls to Larry, Robin and Val for not using the term Snout Out more frequently in their reporting. Grrrrrrrrr.

Dog Vs. Dalek

If you're not a fan of my Daddy's favorite TV show, this might go a little over your head.

But this Boxer goes up against the most evil creature in the cosmos!

Woof!

All Up In Your Grill

Is it Spring yet? Has the snow melted yet? Is Daddy grilling yet?!?! I like steak!

KItten In Slow Motion

Tetherball Pooches

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I wish I had a tetherball in the backyard.

SNOUT OUT: BLIZZARD 2011 IS COMING!!!

Uh-oh....big snow storm is a coming!!! They say we can get 12-24 inches of the stuff! I have my coat on and I'm ready!!! Stay warm and be careful out there folks!

UPDATE: We ended up with 20.8 inches of snow!

Confused Shiba Inu

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GET TO WORK GROMIT!

I'd Hate to be the Defendant

SOURCE: Yahoo News.

A tabby cat has been selected for jury duty in the US after his owners registered him on a state census form.

The bizarre letter was sent to the cat, which was listed in the pets section of the census, by a court in Boston, Massachusetts calling on him for duty.

Cat owners Anna and Guy Esposito wrote to the court asking the family pet, named Sal, to be excused from service because he doesn't speak or understand English.

Mrs. Esposito reportedly included a letter from her vet confirming that the cat was a 'domestic short-haired neutered feline' and not human.

However, the request for the cat's exemption was refused by a jury commissioner and Mrs. Esposito was told that Sal 'must attend' Suffolk Superior Crown Court.

She said: "When they ask him guilty or not guilty, what's he supposed to say - meow?"

"Sal is a member of the family so I listed him on the last census form under pets but there has clearly been a mix-up."

It was reported that Sal could have accidentally ended up on the juror list when paperwork was misread at the last census.

According to the Massachusetts judicial branch website, US citizens who 'do not speak and understand English sufficiently well may be disqualified.'

If Sal's application for disqualification is denied, the cat is expected in court on 23 March.

Tegan On Any Given Day

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This is Tegan on any given day... especially if there are people in her park across the street.

Damn...just damn

I am soooooooo ashamed of my Bears performance that I must hide out under the covers.

Go Steelers......NOT Packers. I am so sad today.

SNOUT OUT : BEAR DOWN CHICAGO BEARS!!!!!

So here I am in my CHICAGO BEARS jersey and ready for the big game today!!!
WHOOOOO WHOOOOO BARK BARK BARK WAGWAGWAGWAGWAGWAG!!!
GO BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Graceful and Majestic Feline - NOT!

My brother Gromit does this all the time.

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

I'm not allowed to have pizza, but sometimes my Mommy or Daddy will give me a small piece of the crust with the sauce taken off.

Two Snoring Bulldogs

It's Friday!!! WHEEEEEE!!!!

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It's Friday! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

The Seven Deadly Sins

As a sweet, pure and wholesome Eskie, I am only guilty of a couple of these... my feline brother, on the other paw, is guilty of ALL OF THEM!

Snoopy Who

Doctor Mew

This is for my Daddy. I gave him the latest Doctor Who box set for Christmas.