Today in Chicago, a bunch of bipeds are gathered down by the lakeshore to celebrate something called Lollapalooza.
Apparently, they like to listen to other bipeds romp on a stage and perform songs that we quadrapeds can't really hear. What's up with that!?! They're a strange bunch of creatures, aren't they?!?
Well, my fellow quadrapeds... tonight only at the Palace Hotel Ballroom in Lake Wazzapamani, it is with distinct pleasure of the management to present to you, the evening's star attraction! Here she is, back after her exclusive three year tour of Europe, Scandanavia and the subcontinent. Won't you put your paws together and welcome from Sugar Grove, Illinois... the wonderful, the amazing, the incrediby white, the wonderously growly, the splendifereous... LADY TEEG TEEG!!!!!
Bark, bark, ah, ah, ah
Growla, growla, la
Teggie, ooh, la, la
Want your fresh cheese now!
Bark, bark, ah, ah, ah
Growla, growla, la
Teggie, ooh, la, la
Want your fresh cheese now!
THANK-YOU! GOOD NIGHT!!!!
(Sue me. The song is like seven minutes long, and your friendly neighborhood Eskie, Lady Teeg Teeg wasn't going to customize the entire thing!
THERE WILL BE NO ENCORES SPRINGTON!
(Bonus kibbles to any one who gets that last one!)
Wow we would totally go to Eskie-Pa-Looza before we went to Lollapalooza (mom almost went to the first one ever but got sick and had to leave - never made it past the parking lot).
ReplyDeleteAnd why is it we always forget you are from our area - we are from the burbs and kept hearing about lollapalooza today on the radio.