I'm Already Salivating!!!

OH BOY!!! OH BOY!!!! OH BOY!!!!

Grandma and Grandpa are coming and Dad is making big ribeye steaks!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Happy Memorial Day!!!!

Where Are You Guys????!!! I'm Waiting!!!

MOM! DAD! Where are you??!! You told me that since it's the day before a holiday weekend you'd be home early....what happened??? I'm waiting!!! Come home soon!!!

KUNG-FU BEAR!

That Kung-Fu Panda guy has nothing on this bear!

If you have sound on your PC you might want to turn this up. Not only is it funny, it's also the song you don't want going through your head.

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back 2010

Yep, you heard me right! View the latest and greatest film to hit your local theatre. It's going to become your favorite! Just click the link and you will see for yourselves.

STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

STARRING:
Tucker............... Luke Skybarker
Tegan................ Princess Teggie
Gromit T. Cat........ Han MeowMeow
Riley................ Lando Calbarkian

ENJOY!!!!

Dog On A Swing

This looks like a lot of fun! I may have to ask Mommy to do this for me. I do own the park across from my house.

LOST: RE-ENACTED BY CATS

Poor Mommy and Daddy, what will they watch now?

CAT VS BABYSITTER

WOW! That cat must have REALLY REALLY liked that glass!

More Food Network Dog Food

Source: From the funny bipeds from FoodNetworkHumor.com

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... I want to bite Guy Fieri soooooooooooo bad. Now wouldn't that be "money"?????

New Neighbors???!!!

WOW!!! This morning on our walkies, Mommy & I saw four deer across the park!!They were all big deers and when they saw us they all went leaping back into the woods!!
It was sooooooooooo cool!! I hope they'll be back again soon!!
Happy weekend everyone!!!!!

Lazy Dog Rides Turtle

Now, anyone who knows me, knows that I love to walk! I loves loves loves loves to walk. Sometimes Auntie Pam will bring Tucker the Cocker Spaniel over and we will walk all over the neighborhood and lake. My Mommy is trying to get me to socialize with other dogs more. Oh, and did I mention that I am an Eskie walking fool?

This dog, I don't understand. There's lazy, and then there's cat lazy. I think you've just gone past cat lazy.

Food Network Dog Food

Source: From the BRILLIANT folks over on FoodNetworkHumor.com!!! Click on the pictures to make them bigger.

WHEN CELEBRITIES GO BAD

SNOOPY!!! NO!!!!!!

SOURCE: THE SUN

An apparently firearm-wielding man has tried to break an inmate out of an Isle of Wight prison – while wearing a Snoopy costume.


Accompanied by a non-costumed sidekick, the bungling pair broke into the Albany section of Her Majesty’s Prison in an attempt to release a family member – who, unfortunately, was located on another site.

After failing to break through a locked door, the two resorted to throwing concrete at staff cars.

When police arrested the two on charges of criminal damage, it became apparent that Snoopy’s gun was in fact a water pistol. Both have been detained under the Mental Health Act.

"It’s not every day you see a giant cartoon dog go on the rampage after trying to break into prison," a prison insider told The Sun.

"This has got to rank as one of the worst attempted jail breaks ever."

NEVER LEAVE DADDY HOME ALONE

REASON #4032 NEVER TO LEAVE DADDY HOME ALONE!!!!

So, while Mom is out stalking Rich Springfeld (or whatever), she leaves me home alone with Dad.

For those of you who don't know, my Dad does ALL the cooking in our home. Breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner... he does it all. HOWEVER, he doesn't like to cook for himself when Mommy ditches us. He says there's no fun in that.

We live out in the sticks of Illinois, so he can't find a decent place for Chinese food, or Indian food. (He can only have that when Mommy's out of town. He made Lamb Vindaloo inside the house one year and STILL hears about it to this day.) And Mommy would kill him if he went to the Greek Islands restaurant without her... so he tells me and Gromit, "What am I supposed to do?!?"

Leaving Daddy home alone is like firing the cafeteria lady who tells you what is good for you and what isn't.

Last night, despite my best Teggie protests, he had a burrito as big as his head and a home-made tamale from this one place he likes to order from, but it's a bit of a drive from MY house. Daddy wouldn't let me have any of it. GRRRRRR!!!!! He told me that both were yummy, though.

ANYWAY... Despite not having Mommy around to cook for, what did my Daddy do? He went out and bought a smoker. Did he need one, probably not. Can his gas grill do the same job, No. (Not according to Dad.) Was it on sale? Yes. Nearly $20 human dollars off.

He spent the last hour building it himself! (And people said my Daddy wasn't mechanically inclined!!)

I can only hope that I will get to see some of the brisket, or turkey, or chicken, or whatever he's going to make with it.

Do you think he can smoke some of my Science Diet on it??

Woof.

GONE STALKING

My Mommy has ditched me and went to some place called Milwaukee, so she could stalk Rick Springfield for the next four days.

Grrrrrrrrrrr.

How many times can Mom hear Rich Springfeld sing Jerry's Girl, or that other song of his Don't Talk to Stranglers. ;)

I hope she has fun, but I don't know what she sees in him. I howl every time her phone goes off. She has him as her ringtone.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!

Is Brian Griffith an Eskie???
He's white. He's got a big nose.
Yep. As far as I'm concerned, Brian's an Eskie!

!!!!IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!