SNOUT OUT: Riding The Storm Out

Boy oh boy have we had our share of bad weather lately but I'm happy to report all is well.
This is how I spent lots of this past weekend....yep....that's a high fashion Thundershirt I'm wearing. Snicker if you dare.....it keeps me calm. I give the Thundershirt 4 paws up!
I have to say that I'm sorry I have been a lazy blogger lately but let me catch you up to speed on all the latest news:

• My feline brother Gromit was diagnosed as diabetic....Mommy & Daddy have to give him scary injections!!!!  I run just in case they ever think I might need those pointy things too!!! He's feeling better but I'm just waiting for the day he no longer pushes me away from MY WATER BOWL!!
• Dad has to have hip replacement surgery and although I don't really know what that means...I'm hopeful that translates to more walkies for me!
• Mommy now volunteers with the Chicagoland Eskie Rescue and while it's cool to sniff her when she comes home from wherever she goes as she smells like other eskies....I'm nervous she will come home with one. C'mon now....there can be only one!!!
• Our household was very saddened to hear of the passing of our fave blogger Casper D Eskie. His adventures are legendary and to say he will be and is missed, is such an understatement.
• Mommy and Daddy took a couple brief trips this year....in May, they went to Mwke as Mom adores this RickSpringfield person and Daddy likes the casino....oh and Mommy was much more excited when they ran into this Rick person and his wife in the elevator! Also, they went cruising Route 66 and I didn't even get a crummy t shirt.....hmmmm...I didn't think I've been behaving badly. I'll have to have a chat with mgmt!
• Me, hey it's the usual....avoiding the neighbor kids, adults and poochies while growling and barking wildly at them all. Business and usual indeed. I'll put in a word with Mommy to let me have computer time! 

I miss you all and hope everyone is well!
Love, Tegan
 

SNOUT OUT- HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE

Hi Everyone!!!
Hope you all had a very Merry Christmas!!
I know I did! I ot lots of goodies and a new seal stuffie but best of all, I got my parents home all this week!! LOVE THAT!
You know I'm secretly hoping they never have to return to work!!
HAVE A SUPER DUPER PAWSOME 2012!!

Love, Tegan

Dog Dictionary

DOG DICTIONARY

DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white
bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered
couch in the living room.

GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out
once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your
hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you
do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to
shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread.

BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for
dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit,
you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and
run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves and
falls into the bushes, and you prance away.

DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their
person want them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms
include staring blankly at the person, then running in the
opposite direction, or lying down.

THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming to an
end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms,
so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling
uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and
following at their heels.

SOFAS: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating
it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and
wipe your whiskers clean.

BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when
they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.

LOVE: Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and
without restriction. The best way you can show your love
is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you
in return.

Been a Bad Blogger Lately

I've been a bad doggie blogger, so here's a little something for my Dad. Woof.

How My Fur Brother Sees Mom

This is also funny because it's true. Woof!

Photo of the Day - Poop Factory

It's funny because it's true! Woof!

This is for my Dad

My Dad really misses David Tennant.

Dancing Adipose?! A dancing Ood?! A dancing Slitheen?! Dancing Doctor and companions?! What's not to like?!

So this could only ever be for you Dad!!! :) Woof!